Conor McGregor Visits Trump on St. Patrick’s Day
Slams Illegal Immigration in Ireland (Fake News Weekly - MichaelHalcomb.Live)
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what experts are calling the loudest diplomatic meeting in history, UFC fighter Conor McGregor met with President Donald Trump at the White House on St. Patrick’s Day to discuss an issue closer to his heart than even his love for himself: illegal immigration in Ireland. “These politicians let anyone in, no questions asked!” McGregor ranted. “Where’s the paperwork? Where’s the vetting? WHERE’S ME PROPER TWELVE?” Trump, nodding approvingly, responded, “It’s a disgrace. Just terrible. The worst. The Irish have fought for everything: potatoes, whiskey, and shoes with huge buckles. Now they have to fight for their own country?” McGregor interrupted shouting, “Make Leprechauns Great Again!”
McGregor, wearing a shamrock-green suit and a tie that looked like it had been through five rounds with Khabib, warned Trump that Ireland was turning into “California with more rain.” He cited Rosie O’Donnell’s recent move there as proof that immigration policies had gone too far. “First, it’s illegal migrants, now it’s Rosie. This is worse than a 3-leaf clover! Next, they’ll be handing out pots of gold at the border,” he fumed. He then vowed to put illegal immigration in a guillotine choke until it “taps out like Dustin Poirier.” A White House aide offered him water, at which point McGregor threw a chair and shouted, “I’d rather survive another potato famine than drink that Protestant nonsense.” McGregor insisted that all migrants to Ireland should be required to take a “toughness test” inside a pub, refereed by a panel of red-haired Catholic grandmothers who “don’t take lip from anyone.”
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