Funny Stuff You Might've Missed
Weekly Comedy Roundup
As I’ve noted at the end of several recent posts and as the home page of my website makes clear, I have a variety of social media accounts and I’m trying to use each of them for different things. Thus, for those of you who may follow me here on my site or Substack but might not follow me elsewhere, I thought I’d share some of what you’re missing. It’s free to follow me on any/all platforms and here’s what I use each for:
Website/Substack: Original Blog Posts/Articles, Original Podcasts, and Substack Notes;
Facebook & Instagram: Original memes (and occasional Blog reposts) and Original Clips;
YouTube: Original Podcasts, Promos, Clips, & Shorts; and,
X/Twitter: Original Jokes.
For your viewing pleasure, I’ve included many (though not all) of the original memes, jokes, and “shorts” from this past week below. If you enjoy them, please follow me on these various platforms. I’d be super grateful. Thank you!
Original Memes on Facebook & Instagram:
Here’s a bunch of recent Original (Topical) Jokes on X:
If Santa’s workshop was in China instead of the North Pole, would he replace the reindeer with... a cheap 4-cylinder engine?
Experts say more people are expected to celebrate Christmas with their in-laws this year. It’s all part of the new holiday trend… “Passive-Aggressive Christmas.”
Experts say more people are expected to celebrate the holidays with their in-laws in 2024. In related news… experts are also expecting a record number of divorces in early 2025.
My wife making the family clean the day after Christmas is like prison… with less chance of early release.
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui… When contacted, the family wasn’t doing wheel well.
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui… I guess flying United is a killer experience.
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui… Geez, talk about no legroom!
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui… It’s all part of United’s new Buddy Pass Away program.
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui... Upon landing, United changed its name to Dismembered.
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui... That’s one way to earn frequent flyer miles.
A body was found inside the wheel well of a United flight traveling from Chicago to Maui... I guess Aloha does also mean goodbye.
Bengals vs Broncos. Only in the NFL does watching two teams suck equally become “prime-time television.”
Best play of the Bengals game: Me punting my TV across the room.
The Bengals are the Nickleback of the NFL.
After a string of high-profile crimes, The Guardian Angels, a volunteer safety patrol group, is back to... showing off their cool outfits in New York City’s subways.
After a string of crimes, The Guardian Angels, a volunteer safety patrol group, has posted up in New York City’s subways. This, however, has caused a turf war, sparking outrage among their rivals... the rats.
After a string of high-profile crimes in New York City’s subways, The Guardian Angels, a volunteer safety patrol group, plans to... make red berets trend in 2025.
After a string of crimes, The Guardian Angels, a volunteer safety patrol group, has posted up in New York City's subways. They wear red pants, red jackets, and a red beret... So basically, the subway is now safer from crime and more fabulous.
After a string of crimes, The Guardian Angels, a volunteer safety patrol group, has posted up in New York City's subways. They wear red pants, red jackets, and red berets. So far, they’ve... gotten compliments from the gay community and the Bloods.
Today, it’s Georgia vs Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. Georgia is favored by two and a half points which, by the way, is the… average number of teeth per person in the state of Georgia.
Today, Georgia is playing Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. It's a tough game to handicap, because Georgia likes to run the ball and… Notre Dame likes to cover up scandals.
Today, Georgia is playing Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. Notre Dame has the advantage because Georgia's used to… gravy bowls.
Today, it’s Georgia vs Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. To which rapper Dave Blunts said… “Sugar? Yum!”
17-year-old, Luke Littler, is in the semi-finals of the World Dart Championship. This teenager proves that with hard work and determination, EVERYONE... can continue not caring about darts.
West Ham United is trying to pick up striker Emmanuel Latte Lath. I can’t wait to see how he does against his arch-nemesis... Ronaldo Caramel Macchiato.
Grok has officially unveiled its new logo. In related news, the only thing worse than the Grok logo is the name Grok.
Many Florida residents are concerned about a thick fog hanging over parts of the state. The good news is... it’s cutting down on Florida residents having to see one another. The fog is so thick you can't even see... the meth lab next door. Some Floridians are blaming the fog on climate change. Others are blaming Ron DeSantis for... being full of hot air.
Residents in Oklahoma have also been complaining about the fog. At least that was the case until they realized... Snoop Dogg's tour bus just passed through.
In related news, Kamala Harris is in the middle of signing a 20-million-dollar book deal. When asked by a reporter what the book would be about, Harris struggled to answer, appearing to be... in a fog.
After it landed at LAX, a private jet carrying the Gonzaga men’s basketball team almost crashed into a Delta plane taking off. All the passengers on the Delta plane were like, “Wow... Gonzaga’s really aggressive this year.” When one fan heard the news he said, “Expected... Gonzaga hasn’t been able to hit anything this season.”
Everyone’s glad the team and passengers are safe. Also, everyone’s glad they don't have to hear endless puns about Gone... zaga.
Here are some funny “Shorts” on YouTube. There are quite a few more shorts and videos there. Check the rest out and, most importantly, “like” the videos if you watch them.
