Trump Declares Himself MVP at Army-Navy Game
(Fake News Weekly - MichaelHalcomb.Live)
PHILADELPHIA—President-Elect, Donald Trump, attended this year’s Army-Navy game and, in a move that surprised absolutely no one, declared himself this year’s MVP. “Frankly, no one’s ever seen a crowd like this, record crowd here,” Trump announced to reporters. “Biggest crowd ever, all here to see me. It’s great. The players are great; the energy’s great; I’m great. They’re saying I’m the greatest, you know?!” Sources say Trump told the Navy team and cadets to call him Coach Trump. “They loved it,” he said later, “they want me as a coach, they look at me as their coach, can you believe it?!” The Army team, meanwhile, reported that Trump told them to build a “great, beautiful wall” to stop Navy’s running game. During pre-game warm-ups, Trump was seen attempting to throw a ceremonial pass, but ended up hitting a handicap fan who caught it and then dropped it. In a controversial move, Trump later imitated the man’s fumble. “He should’ve caught it; perfect spiral!” he insisted. “Best throw anyone’s ever seen. Ask anyone.”