BURLINGTON, VT—In a groundbreaking decision sparking controversy among DEI advocates, a women’s college basketball team forfeited their match before the tip-off, citing the overwhelming odds of competing against an opponent with a transgender athlete. Team captain Sarah Ross explained, “We knew we didn’t stand a chance after losing the coin toss to a trans athlete. It’s like gravity doesn’t even apply to they/them. It’s just not fair!” Ross lamented that “when the coin hit the floor, we knew the laws of physics had already taken a side.” The officiating crew defended the toss, explaining it was a regulation coin, but, much like the trans athlete, they had trouble deciding what was what—male/female, heads/tails. Demoralized, Ross and her teammates filed a grievance to ban coin tosses entirely, claiming they “discriminate against digital natives, who struggle with archaic physical currency and don’t even know how coins work.”
Women’s Basketball Team Forfeits Before Tip-Off, Sparks DEI Controversy
(Fake News Weekly - MichaelHalcomb.Live)
